Trojan War
Theatrical release poster
Directed byGeorge Huang
Written by
  • Andy Burg
  • Scott Myers
Produced byCharles Gordon
Starring
CinematographyDean Semler
Edited byEd Marx
Music byGeorge S. Clinton
Production
company
Daybreak
Distributed byWarner Bros.
Release date
  • September 26, 1997 (1997-09-26)
Running time
84 minutes
CountryUnited States
LanguageEnglish
Budget$15 million
Box office$309[1][2]

Trojan War is a 1997 American romantic comedy film directed by George Huang and starring Will Friedle, Jennifer Love Hewitt, and Marley Shelton. The film was a critical and box office failure. Produced for $15 million, it made only $309 in ticket sales because it was played at two movie theaters in the United States and was pulled after only a week.

Plot

High school student Brad (Will Friedle) has had an unrequited crush on a classmate named Brooke (Marley Shelton) for years. After she asks him to come over one night to tutor her, she ends up wanting to have sex with him. But she only wants safe sex, and he does not have a condom (the use of Trojan in the title is a pun on the condom brand of the same name). In his quest to buy some condoms, he runs into all sorts of trouble; his dad's Jaguar gets stolen and then wrecked, he has a run-in with a crazy bus driver (Anthony Michael Hall), he is held hostage, he is pursued by a school janitor (Paulo Tocha) who accuses him of drawing graffiti, an odd pair of Hispanic siblings (Christine Deaver and Mike Moroff) who thinks he looks like David Hasselhoff, Brooke's dog, Brooke's jealous boyfriend Kyle (Eric Balfour), and a homeless man (David Patrick Kelly) who wants two dollars from him (and has secretly stolen his wallet), and he is arrested.

After all of this and finally receiving a condom from a police officer (Lee Majors, who played Steve Austin in the 1970s TV series The Six Million Dollar Man; Major's policeman-character here is named "Officer Austin" as a nod to Majors' previous well-known role) who releases him, he realizes that the perfect girl has been there for him all along: his best friend Leah (Jennifer Love Hewitt), who has had feelings for him for a long time unbeknownst to Brad. Finally, Brad realizes his feelings for Leah while also discovering Brooke is not as great as he thought she was after he finds out that she only wants a one-night stand with him instead of a relationship. Brad runs out to find Leah and professes his feelings to her, and they kiss each other by moonlight.

After the end credits, Brad's parents are shocked by what is left of their car after the tow truck driver brings it back.

Cast

Production

Prior to the film's release, it was noted that there were similarities with its condom plot to another film in development, Booty Call, which featured an all-black cast and which would also be released in 1997.[3][4] Booty Call was written without knowledge of Trojan War's existence.[4]

Music

Songs featured in the motion picture:

  • "I'll Fall With Your Knife" - Performed by Peter Murphy
  • "Disappear" - Performed by Letters To Cleo
  • "You Are Here" - Performed by Star 69
  • "All Five Senses" - Performed by Pomegranate
  • "The Word Behind Words" - Performed by Jeremy Toback
  • "The Love You Save" - Performed by Madder Rose
  • "Snakebellies" - Performed by Fu Manchu
  • "The Boys Are Back In Town" - Performed by The Cardigans
  • "I Hope I Don't Fall In Love With You" - Performed by Jennifer Love Hewitt
  • "You're One" - Performed by Imperial Teen
  • "I Have A Date" - Performed by The Vandals
  • "Underdog" - Performed by astroPuppees
  • "Next To You" - Performed by Dance Hall Crashers
  • "Yo Soy El Son Cubano" - Performed by Parmenio Salazar
  • "Mistreated" - Performed by Shufflepuck
  • "Don't Be" - Performed by astroPuppees
  • "Disco Inferno" - Performed by The Trammps
  • "American Girl" - Performed by Everclear
  • "American City World" - Performed by Triple Fast Action
  • "What a Bore" - Performed by Muzzle
  • "Boom, Boom, Boom" - Performed by Juster
  • "I Believe In" - Performed by Jennifer Love Hewitt
  • "I'll Fall With Your Knife" - Performed by Tom Hiel
  • "Trouble" - Performed by Shampoo
  • "I've Got a Flair" - Performed by Fountains of Wayne
  • "Can't Hold Me Down" - Performed by Schleprock
  • "The Burning" - Performed by Teta Vega

Box office

The film was released at merely two movie theatres and was pulled after a single week. One of the theaters was in Boulder, Colorado, and the only two people in attendance were actor Will Friedle and director George Huang, who had flown out to Colorado.[5] It earned a total of $309 against a production budget of $15 million.[1] As of 2007 it was the fifth lowest grossing film since modern record keeping began in the 1980s.[6]

Reception

Nathan Rabin of The A.V. Club wrote in 2002: "It may be formulaic, predictable and as substantial as a Little Debbie snack cake, but as a loving, inane throwback to the golden age of the Brat Pack and the two Coreys, it's irresistible."[7] Roger Garcia's 2001 book Out of the Shadows: Asians in American Cinema stated that the film was "actually better than it sounds", noting that it "went straight to video and has never been recognized for its delicate comedy of errors."[8] Charles Tatum of efilmcritic had a more negative review in 2005, writing that: "Sometimes, a movie comes along that makes you want to sob, and not in the good way."[9] In his book TLA Film, Video, and DVD Guide 2002-2003, David Bleiler described Trojan War as a "sloppy, hodgepodge of Some Kind of Wonderful and Adventures in Babysitting", labeling Friedle's character as a "generic cute guy", and Shelton's character as a "generic blonde."[10]

References

  1. 1 2 "Trojan War (1997)". Box Office Mojo.
  2. ↑ "Trojan War (1997) - Financial Information". The Numbers.
  3. ↑ "The 1997 battle of the competing condom movies". December 8, 2020.
  4. 1 2 Gregg Kilday (April 26, 1996). "Similar films". Entertainment Weekly. Retrieved 2021-12-29.
  5. ↑ Will Friedle interview, 2023
  6. ↑ Hayes, Dade (4 January 2007). "'Zyzzyx' earns lowest all-time box office". Variety magazine.
  7. ↑ Rabin, Nathan (2002-03-29). "The Trojan War". The A.V. Club.
  8. ↑ Garcia, Roger (2001). Out of the Shadows: Asians in American Cinema. Edizioni Olivares. Retrieved 13 January 2024.
  9. ↑ Charles Tatum (2005-10-09). "Mov ie Review - Trojan War". www.efilmcritic.com.
  10. ↑ Bleiler, David (2001). TLA Film, Video, and DVD Guide 2002-2003: The Discerning Film Lover's Guide. St. Martin's Publishing Group. Retrieved 13 January 2024.
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